Baby Carrots Are The Devil

Whenever one tries to “start eating healthy”, the first purchase is almost always a big bag of baby carrots. Do not make this mistake. Baby carrots prey upon the human instinct for shortcuts. A much much better option is to buy full size carrots, skin them, and cut them into carrot spears. Full size carrots are much better tasting than those little baby carrots.

Plus, don’t you think it is odd that all the baby carrots are perfectly sized and shaped? These have been manufactured. That’s not natural.

Consider this a public service announcement.